Tuesday, August 21, 2012

Lighter Side of Quota In Promotion



Following is a Cruel Joke on UPA's attempt to amend Constitution to nullify the order of Supreme Court which disfavored reservations in promotions. Please do not take it from the heart. Don’t mind. It is not to hurt the sentiments of any human being who worship all as children of God the almighty.


Our country is famous for quota and reservation. Quota is fixed for on the basis of caste or community, region or religion, Or for handicapped and woman and so on. There are many traders many farmers, many peons, beggars, blind peersons,TB patients, cancer patients ,bank officers, central government employees, members of small political parties, HIV patients, prostitutes, street hawkers, vendors, contractors, bar dancers, unemployed matriculates, grauduates,engineers, who have got no representation in Parliament and state assemblies and in top post of department and offices. I think there should be quota fixed for all these segments and other such segments of society too. Quota must be fixed for TB patients and all such persons who have lacs of people behind them must be given representation in board of directors, in list of candidates for election. 

After all, one must keep in mind that there are hardly ten lac politicians or ten lac intelligent and educated persons who are ruling 120 crores of Indians without any break for last 65 years, who are repeatedly getting chances in Parliament and state assemblies. Why not criminals languishing in jail should also be given tickets and given chances on high profile posts so that they may voice their sound on proper platform to mitigate their problems. 

Why only students who pass the MBBS should be made Doctor, even patients should be given a chance to become doctor and quota be fixed for it. Why only journalists are allowed to take interview of VIPS? Even beggars, dalits, SC ST economically backward class people, women,OBC,prostitutes,should also be given chance as per fixed quota to take interview of Manmohan Singh and other VIPs.

I am therefore of the opinion that if Members of ruling party are ready to amend Constitution to allow promotion based on caste and community to nullify the ruling of Supreme court, the government should also make provision adequate reservation for above mentioned class of persons to give them fair chance of representation. Rather UPA government should change the entire recruitment processes and promotion processes either by promulgating an ordinance or by amending the Constitution in such a way that none of the organization should insist for educational qualification or experience as the eligibility criteria either for recruitment or promotion of staff in their organization or office. 

All promotion should be made based on population of each segments of society. Persons and parties who cry for merit based promotions should be declared as anti nationals and enemy of democracy and hence should be punished and taken to task immediately .In this way the UPA government can win the hearts of crores of voters who were hitherto not getting opportunity to sit on top ranked responsible posts and who were treated as neglected in the society.

Reservation for the post of IAS officers may be like 2 per cent seats for every state, 2 percent for handicapped, 2 for cancer patients, 2 for TB patients, 2 for street vendors, 2 for cinema goers, 2 for engineers, 2 for matriculates, 2 for graduates, 2 for illiterates, 2 for blind, deaf and dumb, 2 for widows, and so on.There should be reservation for engineers and matriculate for the post of doctors and similarly doctors should also be given a chance to work as peon in a government office. And so on.....................

Similarly political party should distribute election tickets on the basis of population ratio of various caste, illiterate, unemployed, doctors, skilled labours, coolies, vendors, contractors, beggars, dancers, singers, street dwellers etc

Admission in all schools and colleges should be made strictly based on caste. All persons of group called as dalits, backward, poor, sick persons, OBC, illiterate,   should be declared pass without any examinations and their education should be made free and they should be served free meal just like mid day meal served in government schools.

Not only this, it should be mandatory for all elected representatives especially of political parties who are protagonist of reservation in promotion or in recruitment that they seek services of such engineers in all their personal or official works, they consult and go for medical operations only through such doctors. 

If there no adequate vacancies, government should employ all degree holders or non degree holders and pay salary. If possible all should be made IAS officers day wise or month wise. All post should be divided into days and or in months .Dalit will work as Secretary to CM for one month, engineer for one month, and beggar for one month, cancer patient for one month and so on … 

Just on the line of MANREGA, IAS and IPS officers should be selected from caste and communities educated or uneducated and everyone should be given a change for say 100 days in a year.

In this way the present ruling party may ensure their victory in coming election. I hope crowd consisting of crores of people will attend rally organized by politicians who favour above philosophy of reservation. Team Anna and Team Ramdeo could not attract heavy crowd because they do not understand the mind of crowd .These team should also learn lessons from person like Raj Tahkre who managed bigger crowd on a notice of a day or two. Team Anna should learn lessons from followers of Mayawati who forced UP government to repair the statue of Mayawati.

It should be made mandatory for all politicians ,ministers and VIP officials that they send their children for education where only dalits are teachers or where only beggars are teachers or where only engineers are teachers or where only patients are teachers as per their ratio in country's population. Similarly they should consult doctors of backward caste only or from minority group only for say three months, from upper caste for next three months and then two months from engineers designated as doctors, traders posted as doctors for one month and one month from Chartered Accountants.

Government should declare doctors, engineers, IAS officers scientists, CAs Advocates strictly as per population of various group in the country. There is no need to conduct entrance examination or recruitment test to test the merit. Those who take merit test should be declared as anti nationals and anti democracy.

1 comment:

  1. Dr.Baba Saheb Ambedkar while framing the constitution of India insisted for reservation to SC, ST because these segments are oppressed lot over centuries to compete with general cadre who comparatively had better schooling and education in the society. No body can deny this fact. These segments were treated as untouchables in the earlier parts and practically shunned from entering the schools. The idea was noble and purpose was different. Even he suggested reservation for a limited period so that a generation can come up to take care of future generation in their communities. But what is now happening is totally different from what idea he had. The reservations are continuing. Well it may be allowed to continue for some time but it also needs amendment if the so called political parties are really interested in their welfare.The people who have availed resrvations, their children have come up both in status as well as education standards. They are competing under the reserved quota with the fellow reserved category and depriving those in their segments to come up in the status / ladder. In fact the constitution should be amended in such a way that once a family enjoys reservation for one generation should automatically be removed from the reserved category to pave way for others in their community so that the community as a whole comes up in the society. But this is not happening because of vote bank politics played by all political parties. See who are the beneficiaries in this reservation policy. only the effluent in the reserved communities are reaping the fruits. This has to be stopped to give way to others in this segment of society. Their own people have become their enemies in the reserved category. Others have remained as they were a century back. The govt. should concentrate on this vexed problem instead of reservation for promotions as well. They should have clear concept as to how this will benefit the majority in the reserved category instead of playing the caste politics.

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